User:NotCrazyZora



Hello. I am Carson but you can call me Zora. but you can just Call me Carson if you don't like that name. I'm a Walking Dead fanboy, specifically the Show, Telltale Games, and the Comics. I would like to thank TheSamBuckley for my nomination for funniest user of 2013. even though I nominated myself, thanks anyway. I'd also like to thank BanishU for the warm welcome and the help in my initial intrduction to The Walking Dead Wiki.

Comic Series (In Order)
These amazing colours were done by Lavendeln. 

Honorable Menitons
These characters didn't quite make the list but are still lovable. 

Video Game
The Characters are statused by what their fates are in my game. So characters with a Determinant status will be statused by their fates based on my choices.

Friends on this wiki and awesome people (In No Order)

 * Phazon8058 - My Brother. He's the only person I can say for sure Isn't really a 40 year old pedo in disguise. not that I think the rest of you are.
 * Bloxxasourus - High Priest of Kennyism. He makes me cringe sometimes
 * KatieTheAndreaFan - Sexy Badass Boss who writes faptastic fanfic
 * GhostWolf716 - Hes a dicbutt bich fgt.
 * Paul "Jesus" Monroe - Pushy Motherfucker
 * Juanmaseta - He's my amigo who greets me in Spanish. Also the co-founder of Team PotterHouse. (Don't fuck with the PotterHouse wizards!)
 * Negan - I saved him from having to cut Lucille 2 off. You're welcome motherfucker. <--Show sum muthafuckin' respect, Carson! Or I'll have you kicked out of this fuckity fucking sanctuary...get it, fucker? -Negan
 * DarkShadow667 - Another dicbutt bich fgt.
 * T montalbano - He made this wiki in 2009, 5 years later he's like "I'M BACK BITCHAS!!!" (He didn't actually say that, that's me talking)
 * Lavendeln - He colours pictures from the comics, (liek a baws) and he does it good.

Most Hated Character In Order
I don't like these characters either because they done something horrible, or they're just plain evil, or their just plainly a douchebag, or they have a personality trait that's irritating.

Video Game:
Just like with characters I do like, they are statused by their fate in my game. 

My own words
"Some people can be weird motherfuckers, but I'm still wondering who's mothers they fucked."

- Me saying some "amazeballs stuff" according to DarkShadow667. exact date or time unremembered

"there should be a user smut where Naruto takes his dick out, and doesn't know what to do with it."

- Me during a discussion about Katie's Smut fics on Febuary 23 2014 at 4:50 PM Daylight Savings time.

"Masturbation is where you grab your penis, and give it some friction. I'd reccomend some lube, since the penis is not slippery on the surface. I'd also reccomend cleaning up after yourself, so that your parents don't find a big mess of jizz. especially if your parents are conservitave Christian, and believe that masturbation is a sin."

- Me explaining masturbation better than Naruto on Febuary 25 2014

Trivia

 * I tell alot of puns. whether they're funny, or super lame, that's all on your opinion.
 * Starting in Season 4, with Hershel's prostetic, I decided to cut it off with the leg jokes.
 * I think the Governor's eyepatch looks like an Oreo, but he's still one tough cookie.
 * I knew that Kenny survived the building/alleyway scenario, because of his powerful mustache.
 * Kenny is love, Kenny is life. Benisacunt.
 * The only Letter Hacks I've read and actually been interested is the angry letter from Steven Yeun in Issue 102.
 * I don't see the point in getting my cake but not being able to eat it.
 * Yes. I know it's a figure of speech.
 * I love bacon.
 * I think that if you don't stop Clementine from eating Mark's legs, then she'd probably already know what Winston's thumb tastes like.
 * I've probably clicked the edit button on your userpage, but not changed anything, but clicked the button just to copy and paste some code I didn't want to bother to memorize.
 * I'm Canadian. Eh?
 * I might be the first person here to post on the talk pages of images.
 * I'm a crazy amazeballs nutjob
 * If you don't agree, I will rape your ears with bad puns.
 * I will still rape your ears with bad puns regardless.
 * I'm an extremely outspoken atheist.
 * I will rape your ears with bad puns.
 * The Phrase "Fuck you too" has been trademarked by me, and you must ask me for permission before using it.
 * Fuck you
 * Fuck you too
 * Fuck you more
 * Fuck YOU more!
 * The 4 trivias you read above were completely pointless, and I apologize for them.
 * I'm the co-founder of the PotterHouse, along with Juanmaseta. Don't fuck with the PotterHouse wizards.

My favorite picture on this whole wiki
MMM! DAT ASS!

Merchandise I own

 * Daryl Dixon Bobblehead
 * Michonne Bobblehead
 * "Don't Open. Dead Inside" T-Shirt
 * "You only live Once Twice" Shirt

My Warnings to wikitrolls
WARNING! If I notice somebody has messed up a page, like let's say changed a whole page to just "LOLOLOLOOOLOLOOOLOOOLLOLLLOLOLOL! YOLO!" then I will notify an administrator IMMEDIATELY!!!

A New Day

 * I Left Clementine's place during the day.
 * I'm not her dad. I'm her neighbor.
 * I told Hershel as much of the truth as I was able to.
 * I helped Duck.
 * I told Kenny to kick Larry's ass.
 * "Did you tell anyone who you were, or that you were tied to this place? " "No."
 * "What if my parents come home, and I'm not there? " "They'll find us."
 * Gave Irene the gun.
 * Saved Carley.

Starved for Help

 * Chopped off David's leg.
 * Who did I feed?
 * Clementine (Half an Apple)
 * Duck (Crackers & Cheese)
 * Kenny (Piece of Jerky)
 * Mark (Crackers & Cheese)
 * I shot Jolene. Don't judge.
 * I stopped Clementine from eating Mark.
 * I helped Kenny kill Larry. Don't judge.
 * I killed Danny St. John.
 * I killed Andy St. John. Don't judge.
 * I took the supplies.

Long Road Ahead

 * I didn't shoot Beatrice.
 * I left Lilly's ass on the highway after she shot Carley.
 * I took the Monkey Wrench.
 * I talked Kenny down.
 * I shot Duck.
 * I told Clem we'd try to find her parents.
 * I helped Omid onto the train, I did push him off the bridge thinking it was funny, crippling his leg, so I owe it to him to help him out.

Around Every Corner

 * I killed Zombie Fivel.
 * I was truthful and reasonable with Vernon.
 * I brought Clementine to Crawford.
 * I pulled Ben up. (In every game now, I drop him. Benisacunt!)
 * I showed the group my bite.
 * Who came with me?
 * Kenny
 * Omid
 * Christa.
 * Ben
 * (Everyone)

No Time Left

 * I let Christa cut off my arm.
 * I kept my cool, but Kenny ruined that dude's face.
 * I told Christa and Omid that I wanted Kenny to look after Clementine.
 * I concealed my weapons.
 * I killed the Stranger.
 * I told Clementine to restrain me with the handcuffs.
 * I told Clementine to shoot me.

400 Days

 * I shot off Danny's foot. Death to pedophiles.
 * I stayed in the car.
 * I left Nate.
 * I told Leland the truth.
 * I abstained from voting on Roberto's fate, so Roman killed him.
 * I left in the RV.
 * Who left to Tavia's community?
 * Vince
 * Bonnie
 * Wyatt
 * Shel and Becca
 * Russell
 * (Everyone)

All That Remains

 * I helped Christa.
 * I put Sam out of his misery.
 * I made friends with Sarah
 * I got my bandage from the master bedroom. (In every game since, I get it from Alvin and get a juicebox too)
 * I accepted Nick's apology.
 * I gave water to the almost-dead guy.
 * I saved Pete. (Due to a glitch in my game, the following chapter put me with Nick in my LP)

A House Divided

 * I shared a drink with Nick (In the other file, where It actually remembered I saved Pete, I tried to tell him not to have a cigarette, but he didn't listen. Smoking is bad for you)
 * I took the blame for the photo of Sarah.
 * I told Carver my name was Carley, and asked him to leave.
 * I sat with Kenny at dinner.
 * I told the truth about Matthew.
 * I told Walter that Nick is "just like the rest." So now he'd dead. (In my LP file, I convinced Walt to forgive Nick. in my Recreational file, I did not)
 * I went to find Kenny and Luke.
 * I told Kenny not to shoot Carver, thus keeping Alvin alive.

My Opinion of "Too Far Gone"
O. M. G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much stuff happened! (Thangs) My brother told me that TV has rules against showing the death of a child, so it kinda confused me when Meghan got bitten, and I'm still worried about Tyreese, whether or not Daryl and Rick should tell him that Karen's killer was Carol. Then, I was all like, NOOOOOO! NOT HERSHEL!!! For a second,  I though the Governor was lowering the Katana during Rick's speech, but NOPE! Just pulling it back to get more momentum. And Y'know, Hershel was way too preachy in the Comics, but in the show, they fixed that real good. Hershel was great, and I change my mind. that spot in my tv favs list doesn't beling to the Governor. It belongs to the one and only Hershel Greene. And I'm starting to like Lizzie too, and it was so satisfying to finally see thegovernor die, but I'm still confused, was Judith eaten by a Walker? there is still the possibility that a member of Rick's group who had bloody hands, picked up Judith and saved her. It's unlikely, but still possible. and I think Too Far Gone was kind of the TV adaptation of Issue 48. Right comic readers?

A Father, a Farmer, a Doctor, a Friend.

Rest in Peace, Hershel

A Father, a Leader, a Tyrant, a Madman.

Rot in Hell, Governor

Plagirism from Talking Dead, the solution to everything.

Comic Series
Negan: Did you treat her (Lucielle) like a lady?

Unnamed Savior: Yes.

Negan: Did you eat her pussy like a lady?

Unnamed Savior: Well... I... Umm...

Negan: I'm just fucking with you! a baseball bat doesn't even have a pussy! now get the fuck out of here.

TV Series
Glenn: Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood, are you the new sherrif? coming in to clean up the town?

Rick: Wasn't my Intention.

Glenn: '''Whatever. Yeehaw! you're still a dumbass.'''

Video Game
Lee Everett: Did you break a flashlight by accident?

Clementine: No. did Duck say I did?

Lee Everett: No, did Duck break the flashlight?

Clementine: I don't think so, he's just always blaming me for stuff.

Lee Everett: like what?

Clementine: Putting a bug on his pillow.

Lee Everett: Did you do that?

Clementine: ...

Clementine: Yes.

Video Game, runner ups
1: Lee Everett: You're a pretty good shot.

Carley: '''Well, you don't fuck with a reporter. especially one who's three days out from her last cup of coffee.'''

2: Larry Caul: Yeah, I want to attract their attention, so I can FUCKING KILL THEM!

Lee Everett: I guess your new girlfriend wasn't all she was cracked up to be.

Larry Caul: What the hell is your problem? you refused me my day's rations back at the motor lodge, now you go out of your way to be an asshole to me tonight. but guess what? '''I plan to be around long after you're gone. '''and if you turn, I'll be the one to put the axe through your skull.

The part that makes me laugh is in bold.

List of memes I have uploaded to this wiki
I have learned how to make memes via PowerPoint, and I have made some and uploaded them to TWD Wiki.

here's a list

BTW There's another one in the bottom left Corner.

List of Templates that I made (maybe other people edited it.)
Ok, this one, I didn't originally make this one, but I found it with this image and "Aw hell yeah" in it, but it wasn't coded right, so I fixed it and used the same image and quote. So, you can give me that, right?