User:Juanmaseta



 Welcome to my profile page! I'm Juanmaseta, and I really like The Walking Dead. I first heard about it when I started playing the Telltale Games videogame. I really liked it, and I even cried at the end. It's just too sad! Then, I started reading various articles in this Wiki, and eventually started watching the TV Series. I also loved them, and well, here I am. I also really enjoy musical theatre and performing arts as a whole. As you could've noticed, my favorite band is ABBA, and my favorite word to say is "hunk". Take it and I'll cut you. Oh, and I've quit the show. Forever. It feels like a slap in the face.

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Friends on the Wiki
If you consider yourself a friend, make sure to add your name to this list. Also, if you want to know why my nickname is Showtime and you're on this list, PM me!
 * Monsieur Thenardier
 * Wolfie
 * My sister
 * Cammie
 * Klee
 * Grave
 * Becca
 * Piggy &lt;3
 * Maimah
 * rekt
 * Lav (lying ex that used to love me)
 * Dom
 * Mustardo
 * Riley
 * Bloxx
 * Lingy-Boo

Favorite Things About The Walking Dead
 * Patricia's acting
 * Dale's surprised face
 * Tony Moore's Lori
 * Rick's ugly crying face
 * Negan's idea for a Lucille Two

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Favorite Quotes From The Community

"is that a girl or a girl"


 * "Hello there. I'm here looking for my people. Seven of them to be exact. Couple of fgts, a little Heliego, a big flower, a Negan and a Negan TWD. And a pretty little admin called Kaley."


 * "for all you idiots saying she got forced to strip by The Governor please read the writing properly were it says "physically" and not "mentally""


 *  "He is a big poobum who is just jealous because of how amazing every cleanbum is 'cause he is a stupid smelly POOBUM and a sad old donkey fart" 

Non-Walking Dead Stuff and Things
I see other people doing this same thing, so why nat? Below this line, I shall show you the random stuff I like about life. Let's go. By the way, I consider myself an animated movie and stage musical buff, so if you have any doubts about a character's name from any Disney or Dreamworks installment, don't be shy!

Films
Favorite Characters From Live-Action Films
 * 1) Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski - The Big Lebowski
 * 2) Ron Burgundy - Anchorman
 * 3) Mia Wallace - Pulp Fiction
 * 4) Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice (say it three times)
 * 5) Gustave H. - The Grand Budapest Hotel
 * 6) Clarice Sterling - Silence of the Lambs
 * 7) Tony Montana - Scarface
 * 8) Georges - Le Hutiéme Jour
 * 9) Cecil Gaines - Lee Daniel's The Butler
 * 10) Dr. Strangelove/Lionel Mandrake - Dr. Strangelove 

Favorite Characters From Animated Films

 * 1) Cruella De Vil - 101 Dalmatians
 * 2) Elsa - Frozen
 * 3) James P. Sullivan - Monsters, Inc.
 * 4) Edna E. Mode - The Incredibles
 * 5) Philoctetes - Hercules
 * 6) Remy - Ratatouille
 * 7) Genie - Aladdin
 * 8) King Harold - Shrek
 * 9) The Fairy Godmother - Shrek 2
 * 10) Rafiki - The Lion King

Favorite Films

 * 1) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
 * 2) Moonrise Kingdom
 * 3) Le Huitiéme Jour
 * 4) Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
 * 5) Nebraska
 * 6) The Grand Budapest Hotel
 * 7) Pulp Fiction
 * 8) The Big Lebowski
 * 9) Silence of the Lambs
 * 10) A Fantastic Fear of Everything

TV Series
Favorite TV Series Characters
 * 1) Leslie Knope - Parks and Recreation
 * 2) Archer - Archer
 * 3) Tony Soprano - The Sopranos
 * 4) Charles - Little House on the Prairie
 * 5) Frank Reynolds - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
 * 6) Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
 * 7) Don Draper - Mad Men
 * 8) Francis Underwood - House of Cards
 * 9) Baxter Stockman - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 * 10) J.R. Ewing - Dallas

Favorite TV Series

 * 1) Smash
 * 2) Parks and Recreation
 * 3) The Sopranos
 * 4) Mad Men
 * 5) It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
 * 6) Darkwing Duck
 * 7) 30 Rock
 * 8) Dallas
 * 9) Suburgatory

Video Games
Favorite Video Game Characters


 * 1) Michael De Santa - Grand Theft Auto V
 * 2) Lee Everett - The Walking Dead
 * 3) John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
 * 4) Pom - Pom Gets Wi-Fi
 * 5) Nerissa - The Wolf Among Us
 * 6) Luis - Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
 * 7) Johnny - Grand Theft Auto IV: Lost and Damned
 * 8) Kenny - The Walking Dead

Favorite Videogames

 * 1) Bioshock Infinite
 * 2) Team Fortress 2
 * 3) Pom Gets Wi-Fi
 * 4) The Walking Dead
 * 5) Tomb Raider
 * 6) Dragon's Lair
 * 7) The Wolf Among Us
 * 8) BroForce
 * 9) Saints Row IV
 * 10) Far Cry 3

Favorite Musical Characters (I'm doing twenty on this one because why not)

 * 1) Skimbleshanks - Cats
 * 2) Eva Perón - Evita
 * 3) Velma - Chicago
 * 4) David Geffen - The Producers
 * 5) Mungojerrie - Cats
 * 6) Angel - Rent
 * 7) Aldonza - Man of La Mancha
 * 8) Madame Thenardier - Les Miserables
 * 9) Lucy the Slut - Avenue Q
 * 10) Raoul - Phantom of the Opera
 * 11) Trekkie Monster - Avenue Q
 * 12) Rosie - Mamma Mia!
 * 13) Galinda - Wicked
 * 14) Elder Grant - The Book of Mormon
 * 15) Bayardo - Chronicle of a Death Foretold
 * 16) Norma - Sunset Boulevard
 * 17) Bob Strong - Urinetown
 * 18) Rona Lisa Peretti - The 25th Anual Putnam County Spelling Bee
 * 19) Kate Monster - Avenue Q
 * 20) Mr. Mistoffelees - Cats

Favorite Musicals

 * 1) Avenue Q
 * 2) Wicked
 * 3) Jersey Boys
 * 4) Cats
 * 5) Evita
 * 6) Phantom of the Opera
 * 7) Les Miserables
 * 8) The Book of Mormon
 * 9) Mamma Mia!
 * 10) Man of La Mancha

Favorite Songs from Musicals

 * 1) Popular - Wicked
 * 2) All I Ask of You - Phantom of the Opera
 * 3) What is This Feeling? - Wicked
 * 4) There's a Fine, Fine Line - Avenue Q
 * 5) The Impossible Dream - Man of La Mancha
 * 6) Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon
 * 7) Master of the House - Les Miserables
 * 8) Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cats
 * 9) And the Money Kept Rolling in and Out - Evita
 * 10) Who Will Love Me as I Am? - Side Show
 * 11) You Can't Get a Man with a Gun - Annie Get Your Gun
 * 12) Summer Nights - Grease
 * 13) Mr. and Mrs. Smith - Smash
 * 14) Christmas Bells are Ringing - RENT
 * 15) It Sucks to be Me - Avenue Q
 * 16) Beauty School Dropout - Grease
 * 17) We Both Reached for the Gun - Chicago
 * 18) Music of the Night - Phantom of the Opera
 * 19) All That Jazz - Chicago
 * 20) Cell Block Tango - Chicago

Novels/Stories
Favorite Characters from Novels
 * 1) Gregor Samsa - The Metamorphosis
 * 2) The Mad Hatter - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
 * 3) Curley - Of Mice and Men
 * 4) Alonso Quijana - Don Quijote de La Mancha
 * 5) Jose Arcadio - A Hundred Years of Sollitude
 * 6) Monsieur Thenardier - Les Miserables
 * 7) Victor Frankenstein - Frankenstein
 * 8) Atticus Finch - To Kill a Mockingbird
 * 9) Snowball - Animal Farm
 * 10) Prince Hamlet - Hamlet

Favorite Novels of All Time

 * 1) Of Mice and Men
 * 2) The Great Gatsby
 * 3) Julius Caesar
 * 4) Things Fall Apart
 * 5) Where the Wild Things Are (it's a novel fuk u)
 * 6) The Metamorphosis
 * 7) Phantom of the Opera
 * 8) Beauty and the Beast
 * 9) Lord of the Flies
 * 10) And Then There Were None

Trivia



 * My Science teacher looks a lot like Alisha.
 * I am the leader of the Face army.
 * I stole this idea from a lot of people.
 * This section is completely pointless.
 * I have no history whatsoever of owning or stealing other users' bikes.
 * I have had passionate sex with at least three users on this wiki.
 * I am proud to say, one of those people is mah bb Lav (stay away pervs)
 * Katie and I are the owners of every musical in the wiki. We have mononpolyzed Wicked, Frozen, Les Mis and Evita. Mention them and we sue you.
 * I have a weird Vernon Fenwick fetish.
 * AmazingPurry is my sister.
 * No, really. We share the same parents.