User:Captain Condom

Profile:
The sadistic and sociopathic leader of The Saviors. He gathered together strong men and led them in terrorizing nearby survivor communities in exchange for food and supplies.

Also, "Fuckers" is my catchphrase (that's how I greet people)...get it, fuckers?

The Real Me
SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKAS! I'm Negan and this lil' baseball bat here is Lucille! Also, my big fucking dick here is so hard right now that I could crack steel! I call it Lucille-Two an- wait what? I'm sorry? Huh? Talk about myself? I thought you I could act as Ne- shit, now look what you made me type! oh fuck it. Lemme try again. AHEM!

Hi everyone, Zack's here! :D The reason why I've joined this wikia is because I REALLY REALLY LOVE The Walking Dead! I first started to read the comic series probably around 2009 before the TV show started. There weren't a lot of people here in my town to talk about The Walking Dead so I've figured that I can it look up online to talk with someone who has the same interest to it (not something to do with Daryl fans, obviously..) and I found a really good site, "The Walking Dead Wikia". Really well-designed site with a plenty of information to look at such the characters, the issues, etc. So I thought of myself, why not? I'd love help the community to add some information such as Trivia or anything that is missing on the site - and that's how I joined the site.

FIX YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR!
I understand a lot of you are probably thinking about my edits or speech: And you know what, you're GODDAMN right. And guess what? My job is to add the information on this wikia.. and you can deal with the rest such as grammar or anything. But hey, you've just earned +1 edit to your profile for fixing my grammar.. So you're welcome! :) I was born deaf. Right now, I have a hearing impaired (cochlear implants) to my both ears when I was two years old. I always having trouble listening to anyone while they're talking, even the noise in the background which is really difficult for me to hear... but to me, it's all about the development. I study well in school, just like other people who hears well. Even I get good marks in classes, except for English (now you understand why). It's harder for the most of the deaf people to learn grammar and vocab. I should probably stop talking right now. But yeah, that's pretty much to tell.
 * "You need to learn grammar.."
 * "This doesn't really make any sense.."
 * "Needs grammar fix."

If you got a problem with it, then go ahead and judge. Feel free to judge someone who is deaf... but you know what? You're right that I don't speak english well...but at least I KNOW how to respect anyone, unlike yourself.. (NOT all of you, just the haters :P) I'm GODDAMN proud of myself because that's WHO I am. I'm not ashamed for anyone to complain about my edits, because AT LEAST I'm helping the community to stay alive, just like the others.

^Whoa, what fucking paragraph! I don't wanna turn this into The Bible.

Wiki Friends (Not In Order):
Prof.LeeEverett - WARNING! Don't fucking say anything about his fucking girl, Clem.

Paul "Jesus" Monore - He purposed me... but no fucking ring. Fucker, isn't he? (Reminder: Get a Divorce Lawyer!)

Negan TWD - T he fucking imposter he is!

Phillipblake2016 - Comic fucking Governor is better than than the fucking british dude from the TV Show.

Juanmaseta - He wants my fucking Lucille-Two! But I gave him Negan TWD's instead.

SCP-012 - The Fucking Pope of Kennyism! *gets on knees and bows down*

ZoraLink10nLink  - A fucking true hero who saved my Lucille-Two.

Phazon8058  - The muthafuckin' fucker who kept sending me naughty pictures for my Lucille-Two to destroy everything when it goes hard.

Lavendeln  - He won't fucking explain the sex scenes...in detail. NOT IN FUCKING DETAIL. ISN'T THAT BULLSHIT!?

KatieTheAndreaFan  - "Soon-to-be" fucking wife.

InsaneHippo  - He's a fucking hippo, alright? Deal with it, fuckers.

GhostWolf716  - Some fucker who "wannabe Negan".

DarkShadow667 - Some fucking fgt.

NeganGrimes  - Another fucking Negan!? So he's a brother of Rick or...no..wait... a wife right? wait wut.

Wiki Rivals
Beth Greene Fangirls/boys -  "Love Live Beth", my fucking ass.

Daryl Dixon Fangirls/boys -  Time to say goodbye to "if daryl dies, we riot."

Non-Kennyists - They will be executed, oh fucking yes.

BONUS: Call for a celebration here on wikia if any of these rivals dies on TV show.