User:Captain Condom





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SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKAS! I'm Negan and this lil' baseball bat here is Lucille! Also, my big fucking dick here is so hard right now that I could crack steel! I call it Lucille-Two an- wait what? I'm sorry? Huh? Talk about myself? I thought you I could act as Ne- shit, now look what you made me type! oh fuck it. Lemme try again. AHEM!

Hi everyone, Zack's here! :D The reason why I joined this wikia is because I really love The Walking Dead! I first started reading comics around 2009 before the TV show started. There weren't a lot of people here in my town to discuss about The Walking Dead so I figured that I can chill here on the wiki...a fun site to discuss with other people. Yeah, that's pretty much it! Questions? Feel free to leave your message on my talk page. "You fuck up my talk page, I'll fuck you up."

Also, "Fuckers" is my catchphrase (that's how I greet people)...get it, fuckers? Remember that so you don't feel offended.

About my username... what can I say? I'm definitely a hardcore fan of my favourite character, Negan. He's fucking unique, unlike any other villain across the media, His characteristics are too damn interesting that makes me want to learn more about him. There are so many things I'd like to talk about, but you'll get the point.

Comics > Video Game > TV

FIX YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR!
I understand a lot of you are probably thinking about my edits or speech: And you know what, you're GODDAMN right. And guess what? My job is to contribute to this and ONLY wiki... and you can deal with the rest such as grammar or anything. But hey, you've just earned +1 edit to your profile for fixing my grammar.. So you're welcome! :) I was born deaf. Right now, I'm hearing impaired (cochlear implants) to my both ears when I was two years old. I always having trouble listening to anyone while they're talking, especially the noise in the background which is really difficult for me to hear... but to me, it's all about the development. I study well in school, just like other people who hears well. Even I get good marks in classes, except for English (now you understand why). It's harder for the most of the deaf people to learn grammar and vocab. I should probably stop talking right now. But yeah, that's pretty much to tell.
 * "You need to learn grammar.."
 * "This doesn't really make any sense.."
 * "Needs grammar fix."

If you got a problem with it, then go ahead and judge. Feel free to judge someone who is deaf... but you know what? You're right that I don't speak English well...but at least I KNOW how to respect anyone, unlike yourself.. (NOT all of you, just the haters :P) I'm GODDAMN proud of myself because that's WHO I am. I'm not ashamed for anyone to complain about my edits, because AT LEAST I'm helping the community to stay alive, just like the others.

^Whoa, what a fucking paragraph! I don't wanna turn this into a Bible.

Personal/Fun Links:

 * The Saviors --> http://walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/User%3ANegan/The_Saviors
 * Jesus and Hippa --> http://sketchtoy.com/61123756
 * Negun and Ruck --> http://sketchtoy.com/61154554
 * Lavendeln's Fanfic --> History Of A Savior Fanfic

Wiki Friends (Not In Order):
'''Add Yourself. I Do Not Fuckin' Care.'''

Prof.LeeEverett - sum fucker who beat the shit outta of me.

Paul "Jesus" Monore - He purposed me... but no fucking ring. Fucker, isn't he? (Reminder: Get a Divorce Lawyer!)

Negan TWD - Some fuckin' imposter.

Phillipblake2016 - Comic fucking Governor is better than than the fucking british dude from the TV Show.

Juanmaseta - He wants my fucking Lucille-Two...

SCP-012 - The Fucking Pope of Kennyism! *gets on knees and bows down*

ZoraLink10nLink - A fucking true hero who saved my Lucille-Two.

Phazon8058 - The muthafuckin' fucker who kept sending me naughty pictures for my Lucille-Two to destroy everything when it goes hard.

Lavendeln - this fucker explains the sexscenes in detail... IN FUCKING DETAIL!

KatieTheAndreaFan - "Soon-to-be" fucking wife.

InsaneHippo - He's a fucking hippo, alright? Deal with it, fuckers.

GhostWolf716 - Some fucker who "wannabe Negan"

DarkShadow667 - Some fucking fgt.

NeganGrimes - Another fucking Negan!? So he's a brother of Rick or...no..wait... a wife right? wait wut.

NotanIrishguy - FUCK CAAARRL. WHEEEAATTTOON FOR THE WIN.

Piss Basin - sum fucking fgt who lieks to drink hes mum's piss.

Riley Haileygo - sum fucker who got sum "balls" to fite meh.

Popozão - sum fgt who thinks he can fucking "pop" and shet.

AmazingPurry - sum fgt who cheated on me.

CamTheWoot - sum fucker who took Purry from meh.

SilentGlaive - a r00dfuckerforcallingpeoplefgts

WalkerMaimer- Wife #63

Pigpen077- fker i liek to bully with.

WalkerTexasRange - sum fker who lieks to hump chikens

Debsugar - dis boom-fukee-queen tried to hack my computer

Pops Capo - some fkin' cat who's giving me a grumpy lookin' face.