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About Me
Sup. As you can clearly tell, I am an insane hippopotamus.

But in reality, I am a 15 year old guy, and I live in the frozen wasteland known as Canada. I have been a fan of The Walking Dead ever since the first episode aired. After I finished handing out candy on halloween, I decided to watch some TV, and discovered the show. I started reading the comic in December 2012, and I've been a huge fan. After only seeing walkthroughs, I decided to buy and play the game, which is now my favourite medium, in late 2013, right before Season 2, Episode 1 came out. Overall, I love The Walking Dead, and I enjoy spending my time on the wiki and helping it expand.

Game>Comics>Show>Everything Else

My sandbox page.

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Wiki Friends (No Order)
If you consider me a friend (meaning we talk a lot and get a long), put your name below. Please don't randomly add your name if we never or rarely talk to each other. TV Stuff= 

Top Five Best TV Series Deaths
The top five best deaths based on how sad, satisfying, gruesome, or impacting they are.

Comic Stuff= 

Top Five Best Comic Series Deaths
The top five best deaths based on how sad, satisfying, gruesome, or impacting they are. Game Stuff= 

Top Five Best Video Game Deaths
The top five best deaths based on how sad, satisfying, gruesome, or impacting they are. Avatars=  These are all the avatars I have used in chronological order. I will only list an avatar once, but there have been points in time where I have used an avatar more than once. Main avatars are ones that I used for long periods of time and are easily recognizable.

Rap Battles=  Please be serious when voting.

Hippo Vs. Cam
Terry is dead, so just give it a rest. You know you're gonna lose, so stop trying your best. Brenda implied that he died, so can't you just abide? He's dead, deal with it, stop being so blue, oh and by the way, I demoted you.

Oh Gravy can't even rap your own raps? Tell your dog to lay off, before I kick him off chat. Doesn't Hippo know? Terry's unknown! With his dinkly little raps, Thinking he can own? So stop trying to pwn, it is infact i do, Suck my dieeecckkkkkkkkkzzzzzz, I'm CamTheFuckingWoot

Not bad, I'll give you that...for an amateur rapper. I'll take you down anywhere, Chinatown, Timbuktu, even the crapper! Grave only passed the mic onto me because he knew I could defeat you. Your little goal that you've made is about to fall through. I see you're about to blow from all this stress, but don't worry, I'm the janitor, I'll clean up the mess.

It's sad to put you down, you were trying so hard! It's a shame you fall flat like Kaley and Mustard. So you can suck Shells dick, call you Chandler Riggs, I know you wont spit cos you'll probably enjoy it. You'll never understand my incredible mind, I'll ban you from chat before you can reply, oh please don't cry, it's just your time. Now run back to Gravy and get back in line!

You saying I suck Shell's dick? SPECULATION! You make me sick. Cam, I thought you were better than that, threatening to ban me from chat? You're a sod! A fraud! No wonder Relic beat you for best chat mod. I'm about to do to you what Michonne did to Brian Blake. By the way, I'm still waiting on that 13th take.

Oh that's cute, it's like you think you can win. Your raps are rubbish, they belong in a bin. You can fit your cock in a socket, whilst your still in Graves pocket, lookin at a picture Bloxx that you've got in a locket. Stop being cute friend you're not doing good. I didn't think that you would. I would tell you to screw yourself, but I'm not sure if you could. All in all Hippo, don't mess with me. Especially with rhymes weaker can season 3

I like that grammar there, you pish posh fuck. You're a blooming bugger, you bloody buck. This numpty muppet thinks he's some hot stuff, HA! He probably couldn't even find his dick if he was in the buff. This is my endgame, and I'm gonna put you to shame. Kenny's my god, and you're getting shunned. Better crawl back to your stupid, little Eccleston.

I know we're ending but I've got to say. Your raps were decent in their own way. They're like the Beth the of the chat, nothing but flat, few fans here and there but I wouldn't know about that. This is the end, the end of a trend. So lets stop these insults and just make amends? Terry's unknown, just accept that a fact, and while your at it, pull that stick out your crack..... *drops the mic and jumps out the window*

Who Won? Hippa Cum

Hippo Vs. Derk
UNFINISHED

You're a faggot, you rotten maggot. You've got no swag, I've got this rap in the bag. I'm rapping you like there's no tomorrow. You know why? Because hashtag YOLO!

Hippo are you ready for this? Cause Imma bout to check you off of my list. Cat says your opinion is invalid, reminds me of your credit card NO BALANCE. Your life is pretty untreated, if I were you I'd just give up and be defeated, oh well but guess what EAT MY ASSBUTT DICSHITCUNTMOUTHBALLSSACK.

Hippo Vs. Juan
Potterhouse is the worst of the groups, I'll get the $QUAD to take you, they're my troops. Take your little Frozen and put it in a fire, just to let you know, kawaii is spelled with two I's. I'm the god father, you're the escort. You sleep with all the dudes, then I squash ya, sport. You think you can take me, with those crap raps? Ha, my vocabulary is far larger than your little scrap. You want to try me, go ahead. But just to let you know, you'll end up dead.

Lemme guess, you're here to hate. You can go in the autograph line an wait 'Cause I'm all fresh, and you're all haste. I even cursh motherfuckers when I'm laid in bed. All your stupid $QUAD friends CRUSHED! The Pwr Rangur fgts CRUSHED! Everyone who thinks that you're funny CRUSHED! I'll pwn you for days 'til you go away I'll crush you harder than I did with Derk. COMRADE COME AT ME

I see you like to use the same words over and over. You sound like Anarchy, trying to be a drover. You call all my groups faggots and say they got crushed. Well guess what? You're a piece of shit that's about to get flushed! You didn't beat Derk, he owned your ass! Just like I'm about to do to you, lass. Is that the best you can do bro? You better skedaddle, your fine rhymes are stolen from Epic Rap Battles. Don't worry I wont tell, I could never tattle on a dabbling hatter who's fatter then cattle. I didn't really expect your raps to be good. But come on, at least try a little. Understood?

Nice raps, Mr. Saul But, thing is, we're just fucking getting started! I'll pwn you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation! So bring it on, punk See what a kawai-er rapper can do! I don't give two shits about spelling it with two "I's", or finding a proxy My Potterhouse troops will cursh the $QUAD Just like the North crushed the South! So, I'll fondly ask you to Take that fucking Little Baby's Ice Cream shit and shove it up yo ass! Now I'll pass the mic, thinking you'll make your pick About what house you'll join The fgts at $QUAD or the kawaios at Potterhouse!

I see you just can't stop stealing raps, just like you can't stop fapping to that Frozen crap. Learn to come up with your own material, "punk", 'cause you're giving me nothing but stolen junk. You just fucked with the $QUAD, now you and us? We got a date. I don't need to choose what house 'cause you've just chosen your own fate. Bitch, you're done, ended, erased, nothing but a dead fad. When we're done with you, you'll be a sad lad clad in plaid. This is your end, you're about to descend. So bend over, cause Lizzie's about to make you distend.

Lizzie's on my side, you ratchet skank! You want a date? Come and get it! I'll have Trixie entertain you If you're so tired of my "Frozen crap", then why name yourself Anna? It's always been your fault, you stupid frickin' Anna! Elsa was banished from Arendelle because of your stupid love affair So, try to "finish" this, just like you finished banishing Anna Come back at me, punk, and learn from the master.

I'm done wasting time with someone who can't even rhyme. I'm gonna end it here while this battle's in it's prime. Stop bringing up your stupid movie, because no matter what, my rhymes will be too groovy. I don't know who taught you how to rap, but you got ripped off, so you'd better get your quarter back. Face it, I owned you, stop trying to beat me. No matter how hard you try, you're just gonna be a flea. There's no way you can win against these lyrics, your raps just make me hysteric. Hopefully you'll be better next time, but I'm full of doubt. Juan, two, three, I'm out.

Who Won? Hippa Juan

ROUND TWO
So, back for round two, with your Shell-level rhymes? You vs. me is like Joe vs. Rick Grimes. You think you're such a tough guy, but in reality, I'll take you out with a bite to the neck. Fatality! This ain't gonna end well for you, Kermit the gay ass Frog. Let me grab my whip, 'cause you're 'bout to get flogged. Trying to be Kenny? You're a false god. I thought you learned your lesson last time you fucked with the $QUAD.

You think you're so dope with your fucking $QUAD But in reality you got no personality You would never kick my ass So go ahead and kiss it I might not be the best at rappin' But I can surely give you some ass zappin' You say you hate Frozen, but call yourself Anna Take a page from my book and help Arendelle for once I promise after this rap I'll have you table tappin'!

Kiss your ass? See, I knew you were gay. I feel bad rapping against someone whose raps are so grey. You're right, you're not the best at rapping. You're the worst, you're so bad that you had me napping. I called myself Anna, once, to mess with your head, I knew that the name would make a tear shed. Then I stab you in the back, blame it on Ghost. Drag your body all the way to the west coast. I'll bury you in the river like the US with Osama. Your raps are as bad as a country led by Obama. Your petty rhymes ain't nothing on mine. Tonight for dinner, I'm eating your precious swine.

I knew you were into bestiality! You still got no personality I'll give you a fatality I'll knock you out of this galaxy My rhymes are like french fries You can't stop with just one Lemme give you some advice Stop using that disguise Think about it twice All you do is patronize It ain't a surprise Tha fact you kissed Elsa's frosty ass!

I wasn't talking about bestiality, you sick fuck. You've only gotten this far because of pure luck. Your rhymes are like french fries? Well mine are like pizza. They're the best of the best, you can never beat 'em. Disguise? You're the one with a frog for an avatar. This battle is like a peasant vs. a czar. I ain't kissing anyone's ass, bud, you're the fucking queer. I'll be like Mike Tyson, and rip off half your ear! You think with rhymes with here. Keep being so stupid, and I'll make you disappear. I'm the buccaneer, you're a poor ass puppeteer. The end of the battle is near. You're on the bottom of the list, and I'm god tier.

I promised myself a frog would never hit a hippo But the frog over here is a sicko! You think you're so chic with your fancy comebacks But our good Lizzie the White will bring me back Just accept it, man, you crave for Elsa's behind! It's got you blind! This truth can't ever slip one's mind! Fight me and see what you can find Elsa's frosty ass has got you maligned, buddy Yeah, my avatar's a frog It's still better than a (thing?) with a mustache! Come along and learn some class, honey You're nothing but a Dunny All that bragging will only get you so far Come at me and fight the frog czar!

A frog versus a hippo? Oh man, that's just unfair. C'mon, I'm rapping like the fresh prince of bel air. Newsflash kid, Lizzie doesn't exist. Better stop these false accusations before you're dismissed. You claim you have power, but all I see is a kid that's cowered. You're a bloody muppet, you're on a show about puppets. You think you're so great. But you're really just a french fry 10 months past it's due date. Your raps are making me irate, they're so lame I'm about to berate. You must be lonely after I ate Little Miss Piggy, maybe Bestest will take you on a date. This battle's been going on too long, so I'm gonna just leave it here before it gets too late.

Oh, and Cam had a verse.

Damn right you're done, this stopped being fun about 3 verses ago now it's just plain dumb. Jaun, you can't rap accept it, take it from me mate, you've been tested and bested. Hippo you're not much better you know you rap like Jack Nicholson frozen in snow. You're evenly matched though, good? Hell no! You guys are internet explorer and I'm google chrome. This isn't my battle so I'm gonna leave it, that's right I'll skedaddle, you better believe it but just one more line, that's right I'm gonna squeeze it. Round 2 Hippo, you're gonna get defeated

Who Won? Hippa Juan

Hippo Vs. Grave
Grave, an admin? You gotta be kidding me. Anyone could do a better job, even Anarchy. You suck Jesus' dick so much, I think Kirkman based Alex after you. You think you can rap? HA! Let's see how "good" you'll do.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Who Won? Hippa Grave Quotes=  "hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil. I also work i underwear fsctory"

- Cidkillerpanda on one of The Creatures livestreams

"some negro named phil goes around and shoots niggas and shit yo fuck yourself, run that shit little nig"

- A vandal on the Dead Weight synopsis.

"stup fuking erausing my eduts u'm contrubutin 2 da wuka so plz stup u littlz skunk horez or ill eet ur ducks off."

- A vandal on the Too Far Gone trivia section (he has a bunch of other hilarious edits, too).

"It is also revealed in this episode that Beth is a 7,000 year old demon that sucks out people's souls for nourishment. She is constantly fighting Judith, as her greatest fear is babies, and has attempted to kill her on a few occasions. Her real mother is Carol, and they have combined to form Becarthol in times of great stress. Beth is approximately 15 feet tall and 500 pounds with razor sharp fangs and barbed tails. Her mate is Andrew Nee. When she gives birth, she gives birth to cocoons which then turn into her spawn. She is also a satanist and whose formers minions were cougs until she began to kill them for enjoyment. Hopefully, somebody picked up Judith and threw her at the demon, which would thusly kill her forever."

- A vandal on Beth's overview.

"Lee's penis size is entirely up to the player, more or less. He can either assume a hopeful and slightly idealistic penis size... ...He was also convicted for murdering a penis who had an affair with his wife's vagina"

- A vandal on Lee Everett's page.

"I wish Shumpert lived man I am TIRED of all this hate! Shumpert could have saved Martinez if he was there but no they gave him an OFF SCREEN DEATH! Which is insulting to his character! I'm telling you Shumpert could have been the best black guy we ever had on TWD...Oh Lordy why...Oh why did you kill the loveable Shumpert...#Team_Shumpert"

- Team_Character Anon on Gravelord's useless character blog.

"Maybelle was the main protagonist of the walking dead video game series, She was arrested for repeatly devouring her childern as the story started she repeatly killed Lee intill the game decided she had more potential. As the police car drove down the road the cop had a awkard conversation most of your response options were Moo. The cop countinelessly starred at Maybelles cow boobs when the car crashed maybelle emerged from the crash unscathed she raped the cops dying corpse the cop emerged as a zombie biting maybelles hoof apparently maybelle was immuned due to the fact she was a cow she ran towards a house in the distance jumping over the fence she rammed the houses door opening yelling MOO MOO SUPRISE MUTHA FUCKAS she searched the house finding sandra's corpse she wisely raped it then smashed its head open with it's tounge a voice can be heard from inside maybelle's asshole it turns out maybelle had eaten the radio and the picture of clemntines family maybelle answered MOO MOO Clemntine revealed her self they went on sacrficing clemntine to the well known family pedophile charlie HI BITCHES READING THIS"

- A vandal on Maybelle's page.

"This episode begins with monkeys flying over the planet Earth, dropping lollipops and alienated water to the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, sadly this event happens off-screen and you cannot see it happening. Meanwhile, the Governor orders Milton to gather his tools and kill Andrea, but Milton instead attacks The Governor. The Governor overpowers Milton and stabs him in the gut. "Now you're gonna die and you're gonna turn, and you're gonna tear the flesh from her bones," he tells Milton before leaving the room, "In this life, you kill or you die... Or you die and you kill"

- Vandal on Welcome to the Tombs.

====""Amid the Nutella on toast" "Clementine blows up the universe with a garden hose" —Vandal on [[Clementine's page.
 * "Clementine will die in this episode and lee Everett will return and will shoot himself."

"Dildo is a week pokemon"

- Narutorulez on chat.

"Extras > Abe Woodbury Resident 3 was one of my Favourites Sean from Dave & Tonys group was Great and there wasn't a reason I shouldn't of liked him"

- Kovarro on chat ranting about how he thinks extras are better than main characters (Ha!)

"Eugene is Abraham's lover. He cuts his hair and kisses him etc."

- Vandal on Abraham's page.

"this SGT guy looks like he wants to get glenn alone so he can violate his korean stink hole"

- Some guy on the Episode 11 promo on YouTube.

"Mastebating is when the boy pulls the pee-pee\"

- Naruto on chat

"that think looks cool, im going to wear it as a backpack"

- Naruto expressing his love for wearing strap ons as backpacks.

"Kirkman just wants to show he supports them. Soon he will reveal rick is also, and Lori was really a man. Michonne and Brianna will hook up and Carl will start dating Mikey. Maggie and Andrea, Amber and sherry, Negan and ricks axe "Lucas", and Daryl and roberto the squirrel will soon follow. Then people will think Kirk doesn't support the straight community so Aaron will reveal he is actually straight and him and Tara will hook up"

- Thewalkingfred on User blog:BanishU/Jesus' Character Development

"Occupation	High School Student/Farm Hand/Pornstar"

- Vandal on Beth's page

"can you bodyslam me"

- Naruto after I said my friend bodyslammed into the snow for a dollar.

"Nigger, Better, Create A Character Feature"

- MaDrummer on his page trying to say Bigger.

"so much crazy stuff happens its hard to put into words"

- Anon on Alone (TV Series)'s synopsis.

"Jew"

- Anon changing Joe's name to Jew.

"they are gooing to make puberty"

- Naruto about Bob and Sasha's romance.

"sometimes I eat nutella in bed an wonder about how babies grow. my oven is scared."

- Anon on Glenn's page.

"�m1�arol"

- Derkfgt trying to spell Carol.

"Daddeh of tah boi and wehershal waz sad becisz thet was hiz sun"

- Vandal on Shawn Greene (TV Series)

"Fiercely protective, Morgan Jones touched himself and his son in a house in Rick's neighborhood. Though his wife, Jenny, died of childhood obesity"

- Vandal on Morgan Jones (TV Series)

"Morgan and his son are mentioned by Rick when he masturbates with Lori."

- Vandal on Morgan's page again

"Rick and Negan take off their shirts and kiss"

- Vandal on Issue 124

"Chicken nugget"

- Vandal changing Lindsay Abernathy's name

"Yo mama,yo daddy,yo bald-headed granny"

- Vandal on Terminus

"HOW DARE YOU! Andrea carried that show for three seasons. And most importantly.....she was hot."

- Dumbass on Youtube

"FAGGOT"

- A vandal creating a page called Ratatouille

"Swag101: Ratatouille was a beloved rat. All you haters beed to calm your tits. Who's with me?"

- Swag101 (A vandal) adding to the Ratatouille page

"what's being black like ? i been white my hole life, and i'm just sick of it i get sun burns, i have teal eyes"

- Naruto asking Ghost what being black is like (even though he isn't black)

"Occupation - Alive"

- Kaley trying (and failing) to set Rosita's status as alive (LOL)

"I hate the walking dead wiki all u do is bann me I'm sobbing :("

- Rick Grimes11824 on his talk after being banned for calling users names and socking twice

"I think everyone will be near terminus but didn't find each other yet than a bunch of walkers will come out of no where than they will kill all if them and all see each other and hug and kiss than will go in terminus"

- Anon on User blog:JaimeLannister93/Terminus revealed as the Sanctuary?

"Abraham haven't wash his balls. for years!"

- Bestest on chat

"Uski ma ka phuda"

- Vandal on T-Dog's page

"Abraham is an ASSHOLE HE SLEEPS AROUND WITH ROSITA"

- Vandal on TV Abe's page

"She a bitch who munches on horse cocks"

- Vandal describing Mary

"Pupupupupupupeeennniiissss"

- Vandal on TV Glenn's page

"Nothing is known about Rosita's life before or as the outbreak began except her real name is Susan Crabgrass and she murdered her friends, Ned and Cookie."

- Vandal on Rosita's page

"me"

- Rick Grimes11824 putting himself on Lizzie's killed victims list

"I finally got an STD"

- Ghost after rooting Kaley

"Suck my cock fag"

- Anon owning Cam

"Fuck the administration system, fuck the community, and fuck you. Have a nice day, Mr. Admin."

- Shell to Grave before resigning

"Ben is walking the streets towards the waterfront with the rest of the group when he realizes that he may or may not have a small penis like Gravelord."

- Peanutbutterworld on Ben Paul's page

"...Whilst initially surviving with the apocalypse broke out, they often had kinky sex in an abandoned swingers bar, which is were they met Tyrese and Sasha, who had been watching too much Game Of Thrones and taken some tips of Cersei and Jamie.......When leaving the prison, Allen dragged Donna out of her grave and brought her too Woodbury were he boned her on a regular basis. She infact gave birth despite being dead to Blackie.......Blackie. Wow. What a guy. Lets just say, he grew up very fast. By the age of 4 he was already on triple figures in terms of kills. Despite not reaching puberty, he had already adopted the habit of raping the people he killed regardless of their sex. Many people believe Blackie is trying to set up a army of Half Human-Walkers, a super race. After the prison assault in the Mid-Season Finale of Season 4, Blackie is seen rushing in and raping as many dead bodies as he can in hope that they give birth to these creatures and his army can grow."

- Vandal on Allen (TV Series)

"your a cunt suck a dick trool are the best who needs speling when swagssssss i like penis down butt tube hi guys name s jacob"

- Anon on this blog

"Im Angry with ethan So I call him chong"

- Kittenfluffing complaining about being banned on CC

Gallery of Amazeballs=  These are my former "fixed position" images (the images that stay in the corners of the page as you scroll through).

Other= 

Awards I've Won

 * Biggest Comic Tyreese Fan
 * Biggest VG Tavia Fan (lol)
 * Best Shipping Template (Negan x Carl)

Accolades
ttly serious about these "u a grand ass nigga if i were a fgt id plow u n ur mom" - Bloxx (March 25, 2014)

"This was Masta's 8000th edit and Hippo is a cool guy" - Masta (April 21, 2014)

To Do List

 * Remove duplicate links from articles.
 * Fix links that take you to redirects.
 * Improve Television Show Timeline.

Fun Facts

 * The founder only ever made two edits. Two. He made the wiki, and left.
 * Me, Masta, and Dom got banned on the Thomas the Tank Engine wiki. #SWAG    </