User:GhostWolf716

About Me
I started reading TWD comics in October of 2009, when I saw Issue 53 at my comic shop. I've been a fan of the franchise ever since. The comics and Telltale's game series are both outstanding. The show is shit.

Favorite Quotes
"My dick is so hard right now I could crack steel. I should wrap it in barbed wire and call it Lucille Two."

- Negan.

"My men, they followed me, and I believed in them. But I have never led men into battle. I have never ordered men to die for a greater good. I have never watched those I love lay their lives down for me. We're surrounded by death in this world... but somehow, this was different. I didn't know what to do."

- Ezekiel.

"You never know where this life is going to take you, y'know? I never saw myself like this... face all cut up... living with a gun at my side. You've grown into a role... the things we've lost... it makes us stronger. Not that it makes those things worth enduring. I'm sorry, that maybe sounded harsh. I don't mean for this to sound as cold as it's going to sound... but... you lost your Dale... maybe you've got a Rick out there."

- Andrea.

"You are not stupid people. Don't allow your leader to ruin your lives. Is anyone here happy with the status quo? You like working so hard to give Negan and his people half? I know you don't! Rick is doing what you asked him to do. He's removing Negan from the equation — He's fixing things up. This may be your only chance to get out of this situation. This could be it! If you pull out now, if you follow Gregory's lead... you'll be beholden to this guy forever. Is that how you want to live your lives? That's not a world I want to bring my children up in! Rick thinks if we band together this guy is done for. We can't let him down now — He's trying to help us all! If Rick Grimes says this is something we need to do — Something that can be done... He's someone we can trust. If there's one thing that I'm certain of... I know this... I believe in Rick Grimes."

- Maggie Greene.

"You know what bugs me, Rick? Nobody is out here asking Why? anymore. And if they are--they're not doing anything to find out. Maybe you think the problem is beyond us, but I, for one, would like to at least attempt to find out the cause of all this insanity. And if the only way to do that is to study them--while they're still alive or whatever it is they are. And I can do that safely without anyone getting hurt. I'm a smart girl, Rick. I can do this. Think about the possibilities. What if I discover an easier way of killing them? Something that doesn't involve bullets--or anything else we could run out of. What if I find a cure? Or at least something to save us...so that we won't turn into these things when we die. This is worth whatever risks there are--and I'm telling you, the risks are small. Damn it, just--just let me do this."

- Alice.

"I'm all alone... and all I can think about is how I'm that girl again, the girl I was... the one I didn't like. All I have left is you... all of you. You're the only things left to remind me of what I can be. The only things keeping me from being truly alone. I'd follow you people straight into hell."

- Andrea.

"I know... It happened a long time ago. How could I not be attracted to that guy? He was always in control, always knew the right thing to do--he was always saving us. I've felt this way for a while. Even before you... No. I'm not talking to a fucking hat."

- Andrea.

"Your asshole son, who shot a few of my guys... shot them fucking dead... is returned to you, safe and sound. On the flip side, there's me. I'm willing to bet you couldn't take the kind of beating I just took, without wanting to kill the person doing the beating. Yeah. Not me, though. I'm a special kind of person. I don't fucking rattle. You even made me drop Lucille. You have any fucking clue how much she hates being on the ground? She's like an American flag that way. You don't just let it happen, it's disrespectful. Still-- here I am, friendly as a fuckless fuck on free fuck day."

- Negan.

Favorite Quotes
"DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME, LEE! GET BACK HERE AND FINISH THIS, LEE!!!"

- Andrew St. John.

"Everyone I grew up with... it all happened to them. Now, it's gonna happen to us. We're all so fucked. This world is fucked. I mean, what's the point? We'll just march to some new place and somebody else will die. It's never gonna stop. And eventually, it'll be our turn."

- Nick.

"Yeah. I'm not some cannibal, Lee. Some killer out in the woods. Some...v-villain. I'm....just a...dad. I coach little league."

- The Stranger.

"You know what it feels like to get beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It was like I was floating away...and then I woke up again."

- Kenny.

"I wasn't stealing from guys like that. Anyway, better than stealing his virginity."

- Justin.

"I thought I wanted this...asked for it...so many times... Now that it's happening... I'm scared. I'm afraid, Clem."

- Kenny.

"There's nothing to fear if you remain calm. I'll keep you safe."

- Carlos.

"They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before. In the end, we can't change the world. All we can do is continue to learn from each other; to empathize and use our heads. In any case, the point is: as long as we have our wits about us, we can always make the right choice. Right?"

- Walter.

"Killing one in order to save many is part of survival. It's one of the tough decisions that a weaker person couldn't make. It's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety. Do you understand? Well, I wish it was different, I do. But they are weak... and we are strong. That's why it's our responsibility to shepherd the flock... to keep them safe. It's their nature to follow... not to lead."

- William Carver.

"Atta girl... she ain't afraid to look it in the eye. You go with that feelin' ya got right now, Clementine. It's what makes you stronger than the rest of 'em."

- William Carver.

Novel Series
"We're gonna survive this thing, and we're gonna do it by being bigger monsters than they are! You understand? There ain't no rules anymore! There's only us and them, and all they wanna do is eat our ass! So we're gonna fucking eat them! We're gonna chew 'em up and spit 'em out, and we're gonna survive this thing or I will blow a hole in this whole fucked-up world! You follow me? You FOLLOW ME!"

- Philip Blake.

Favorite Quotes
"Have mercy on us all!"

- Nick Parsons

"You think this is like a passing thing? Like this is Summer camp? Like we're all gonna go home at the end of the season after losing our virginity and getting poison ivy."

- Josh Hamilton

TV Shit
"You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now...you don't have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you're risking it for. Now, I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives. And that's enough reason to risk mine."

- Hershel Greene.

Favorite Quotes
"My brother, he wants to be in the prison. This little trip... Maybe it'll keep that place standing. If I pull it off, maybe all is forgiven. That's a whole lot of maybes... you got to play the hand you're dealt. I only got one."

- Merle Dixon.

"You're right, I don't know the reasons for the things I do. Never did. I'm a damn mystery to me."

- Merle Dixon

"I told you this was a waste of time. They ain't no different than the pricks who shot up our boys. You know how many friends' corpses we had to drag out this week? Just threw 'em out like... Those were good guys! Good guys who had our backs against the really bad dudes in the joint like Tomas and Andrew. Now, we've all made mistakes to get in here, chief, and I'm not gonna pretend to be a saint, but believe me... we paid our due. Enough that we would rather hit that road, than to go back into that shithole."

- Oscar.

"The whole world is haunted now. We are who we are and we do what we do... And there's no getting out of that. Not until we're dead."

- Tyreese.

"See because people like you, the good people, they always die. And the bad people do too. But the weaker people, the people like me, we have inherited the earth."

- Morgan Jones.

"That's a lie. That's the biggest lie there is. I told that to my wife and my two boys. I said it a hundred times. It didn't matter. They came out of nowhere. There were dozens of 'em. Just pulled 'em right out of my hands. You know, the only reason I got away was 'cause the dead were too busy eating my family."

- Jim.

"You hear that? That's the sound of God laughing while ya'll make plans."

- Jim.

Memorable Quotes
"Occupation - Alive"

- Kaley failing to set Rosita's status as alive.

"Fuck the administration system, fuck the community, and fuck you. Have a nice day, Mr. Admin."

- Shell to Grave before resigning.

"Ben is walking the streets towards the waterfront with the rest of the group when he realizes that he may or may not have a small penis like Gravelord"

- Ben Paul vandal courtesy of Fagarchy.

"Joe looked at the flowurs"

- Vandal on Joe.

"Relationships - his faggot dad"

- Negan vandal.

"Clementine's possible deaths. Either shot in the head by Carver or turned into an orange by Rebecca."

- Vandal on Clementine's page.

"The crossbow that Pete uisess is the same one draly used in the TV show."

- Vandal on Pete's page.

"Allen and Donna were husband and wife and loved each other very much. Whilst initially surviving with the apocalypse broke out, they often had kinky sex in an abandoned swingers bar, which is were they met Tyrese and Sasha, who had been watching too much Game Of Thrones and taken some tips of Cersei and Jamie. When leaving the prison, Allen dragged Donna out of her grave and brought her too Woodbury were he boned her on a regular basis. She infact gave birth despite being dead to Blackie."

- Vandal on Allen's page.

"Carol smiled and laughed maniacally after murdering Lizzie. MUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!!!! Carol died and Mika came back to life and shitted."

- Vandal on Lizzie's page.

"After being bit by numerous zombies Douglas' last words are that he is in love with rick"

- Vandal on Alexander Davidson.

"Buttons is my favorite character in the comix. I smoked a blunt w/ him b4, and he is one kray mutha fuka."

- Vandal on Buttons.

"um dis iz ichu 2 hunna, en dis es wut haepun"

- Anon creating a page for Issue 200.

"im going with luke he is so cool and cute sorry i am only 12 but still ya know i like luke!!!!!!!!! IS GOING TO BE BACK IN THE NEXT EPISODE PLZ REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ SPOILERS THETURNINGDEAD SAID KENNY WILL DIE I AGREE GO CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE ON YOUTUBE (THETURNINGDEAD) IF YOU SEE IN CLEMS FACE THERE IS A  FLASH OF LIGHT LIKE THERE WAS A SHOOTING RIGHT AFTER KENNY GOT HIT WITH A GUN BY CARVER JUST DO IT SLOW MOTION AND YOU WILL SEE IT FUCK YA!! SORRY LANGUAGE BUT SO CLEM IS 11 SHE SAYS BAD WORDS LOL THX GUYS"

- Anon fangasming over Luke on a thread.

"I like to lick my scrotum and pretend that it's icecream. That means that Patricia is undead!"

- Some anon on a blog about character status'

"THE FUCKING WHAT, WHAT IS DETERMINANT, WHAT THE FUCK IS DETERMINANT"

- Trolling997 on Grave's talk page.

"OMFG YES I'LL LET HIM POUND MY VIRGIN ASS"

- Anon expressing his love for Carver on a blog.

"You really hurt me You wiggly sonuvabitch"

- Damon Asher on Riley's talk page.

"You step outside, you risk your penis. You take a drink of water, you risk your penis. And nowadays you breathe, and you still risk your penis. Every moment now...you don't have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you're risking your penis for. Now, I can make these people feel better with a new penis and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives and penis. And that's enough reason to risk mine...I fucked my daughters..."

- Vandal on Hershel's page.

"Yes, Ghost. You are an asshole. And you're a cocky motherfucker as well."

- Anon expressing his love for me on a forum.

"Carley also has a fine ass for a video game character. If I actually had to rate it, I would give it a 9.5. I remember the first five minutes of seeing her, my hand was really sore. Then I accidentally picked Doug over Carley. I had to restart the whole game. I didn't care if I was an asshole to Clementine, because I know girls like tough guys."

- Carley vandal.

"I love her!!! i crave her boobs and vagina! My sister reminds me of her so we have sex and i fuck her so hard she passes out"

- Anon about Christian Serratos.

"Lol Ghost, stop being immature, your are for calling a 'Character' a fag because you dislike him, do you see anyone else calling people fags on this wiki. Daniel Thomas May is awesome btw"

- Anon putting me in my place.

"This is CamTheWoot's 7000th edit"

- Cam vandalizing my quotes.

"And this is CamTheWoot's 8000th edit"

- Cam messing with my quotes again.

Friends

 * Gravyboat
 * Kaley
 * Katie
 * GRANDMUSTARD
 * Cal
 * Sniper
 * Riley
 * Vince
 * Hippo
 * Negan TWD
 * Bloxx Soxx
 * NUKE
 * CamTheFuckingWoot
 * Derkfgt
 * Scoop
 * Lav
 * Negan
 * Popozão
 * Razor
 * Dom
 * Juan