User:InsaneHippo

"There's good reason for my glistening skin, and how I shine, and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young, it keeps my light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job, I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time. Little Baby's Ice Cream, ice cream is a feeling."

- Quote of the day whatever time span it takes for me to find a better quote



About Me
Sup. As you can clearly tell, I am an insane hippopotamus.

But in reality, I am a [REDACTED] year old guy, and I live in the frozen wasteland known as Canada. I have been a fan of The Walking Dead ever since the first episode aired. I was handing out candy on halloween night, and, after things slowed down, I decided to watch a scary movie. That's when I discovered the show. And I have been hooked since. Late 2012, I started reading the comics, and they are miles better than the show, and I am disappointed with what the writers have left out.

You can also find me on the Undead Fan Stories Wiki. I'm writing a story called Life After Death, however, it is currently on hiatus.

Game>Comics>Show>Everything Else

My sandbox page.

"I believe in Ruck Grimes!" --  InsaneHippo  ( T '''

Top Five Best Deaths
The top five best deaths based on how gruesome, creative, sad, amusing, and satisfying they are.

Off-Topic Stuff About Me
None of these are in order.

Favourite Shows

 * Breaking Bad
 * Avatar: The Last Airbender
 * The Walking Dead
 * American Dad

Favourite Movies

 * Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
 * Harold and Kumar series
 * Shrek 1 and 2
 * 3:10 to Yuma

Wiki Friends
If you consider me a friend (meaning we talk a lot and get a long), put your name below. Please don't randomly add your name if we never or rarely talk to each other.
 * Riley
 * Ghost
 * Grave
 * Cam
 * Kaley
 * Bloxx
 * Masta
 * Maimer
 * Dom
 * Dark
 * Scoop
 * Paul
 * Katie
 * Negan

Avatar Gallery
These are all the avatars I have used in chronological order. I will only list an avatar once, but there have been points in time where I have used an avatar more than once. Main avatars are ones that I used for long periods of time and are easily recognizable.

Awards I've Won

 * Biggest Comic Tyreese Fan
 * Biggest VG Tavia Fan (lol)
 * Best Shipping Template (Negan x Carl)

Memorable Quotes
"hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil. I also work i underwear fsctory"

- Cidkillerpanda on one of The Creatures livestreams

"some negro named phil goes around and shoots niggas and shit yo fuck yourself, run that shit little nig"

- A vandal on the Dead Weight synopsis.

"stup fuking erausing my eduts u'm contrubutin 2 da wuka so plz stup u littlz skunk horez or ill eet ur ducks off."

- A vandal on the Too Far Gone trivia section (he has a bunch of other hilarious edits, too).

"It is also revealed in this episode that Beth is a 7,000 year old demon that sucks out people's souls for nourishment. She is constantly fighting Judith, as her greatest fear is babies, and has attempted to kill her on a few occasions. Her real mother is Carol, and they have combined to form Becarthol in times of great stress. Beth is approximately 15 feet tall and 500 pounds with razor sharp fangs and barbed tails. Her mate is Andrew Nee. When she gives birth, she gives birth to cocoons which then turn into her spawn. She is also a satanist and whose formers minions were cougs until she began to kill them for enjoyment. Hopefully, somebody picked up Judith and threw her at the demon, which would thusly kill her forever."

- A vandal on Beth's overview.

"Lee's penis size is entirely up to the player, more or less. He can either assume a hopeful and slightly idealistic penis size... ...He was also convicted for murdering a penis who had an affair with his wife's vagina"

- A vandal on Lee Everett's page.

"I wish Shumpert lived man I am TIRED of all this hate! Shumpert could have saved Martinez if he was there but no they gave him an OFF SCREEN DEATH! Which is insulting to his character! I'm telling you Shumpert could have been the best black guy we ever had on TWD...Oh Lordy why...Oh why did you kill the loveable Shumpert...#Team_Shumpert"

- Team_Character Anon on Gravelord's useless character blog.

"Maybelle was the main protagonist of the walking dead video game series, She was arrested for repeatly devouring her childern as the story started she repeatly killed Lee intill the game decided she had more potential. As the police car drove down the road the cop had a awkard conversation most of your response options were Moo. The cop countinelessly starred at Maybelles cow boobs when the car crashed maybelle emerged from the crash unscathed she raped the cops dying corpse the cop emerged as a zombie biting maybelles hoof apparently maybelle was immuned due to the fact she was a cow she ran towards a house in the distance jumping over the fence she rammed the houses door opening yelling MOO MOO SUPRISE MUTHA FUCKAS she searched the house finding sandra's corpse she wisely raped it then smashed its head open with it's tounge a voice can be heard from inside maybelle's asshole it turns out maybelle had eaten the radio and the picture of clemntines family maybelle answered MOO MOO Clemntine revealed her self they went on sacrficing clemntine to the well known family pedophile charlie HI BITCHES READING THIS"

- A vandal on Maybelle's page.

"This episode begins with monkeys flying over the planet Earth, dropping lollipops and alienated water to the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, sadly this event happens off-screen and you cannot see it happening. Meanwhile, the Governor orders Milton to gather his tools and kill Andrea, but Milton instead attacks The Governor. The Governor overpowers Milton and stabs him in the gut. "Now you're gonna die and you're gonna turn, and you're gonna tear the flesh from her bones," he tells Milton before leaving the room, "In this life, you kill or you die... Or you die and you kill"

- Vandal on Welcome to the Tombs.

====""Amid the Nutella on toast" "Clementine blows up the universe with a garden hose" —Vandal on [[Clementine's page.
 * "Clementine will die in this episode and lee Everett will return and will shoot himself."

"Dildo is a week pokemon"

- Narutorulez on chat.

"Extras > Abe Woodbury Resident 3 was one of my Favourites Sean from Dave & Tonys group was Great and there wasn't a reason I shouldn't of liked him"

- Kovarro on chat ranting about how he thinks extras are better than main characters (Ha!)

"Eugene is Abraham's lover. He cuts his hair and kisses him etc."

- Vandal on Abraham's page.

"this SGT guy looks like he wants to get glenn alone so he can violate his korean stink hole"

- Some guy on the Episode 11 promo on YouTube.

"Mastebating is when the boy pulls the pee-pee\"

- Naruto on chat

"that think looks cool, im going to wear it as a backpack"

- Naruto expressing his love for wearing strap ons as backpacks.

"Kirkman just wants to show he supports them. Soon he will reveal rick is also, and Lori was really a man. Michonne and Brianna will hook up and Carl will start dating Mikey. Maggie and Andrea, Amber and sherry, Negan and ricks axe "Lucas", and Daryl and roberto the squirrel will soon follow. Then people will think Kirk doesn't support the straight community so Aaron will reveal he is actually straight and him and Tara will hook up"

- Thewalkingfred on User blog:BanishU/Jesus' Character Development

"Occupation	High School Student/Farm Hand/Pornstar"

- Vandal on Beth's page

"can you bodyslam me"

- Naruto after I said my friend bodyslammed into the snow for a dollar.

"Nigger, Better, Create A Character Feature"

- MaDrummer on his page trying to say Bigger.

"so much crazy stuff happens its hard to put into words"

- Anon on Alone (TV Series)'s synopsis.

"Jew"

- Anon changing Joe's name to Jew.

"they are gooing to make puberty"

- Naruto about Bob and Sasha's romance.

"sometimes I eat nutella in bed an wonder about how babies grow. my oven is scared."

- Anon on Glenn's page.

"�m1�arol"

- Derkfgt trying to spell Carol.

"Daddeh of tah boi and wehershal waz sad becisz thet was hiz sun"

- Vandal on Shawn Greene (TV Series)

"Fiercely protective, Morgan Jones touched himself and his son in a house in Rick's neighborhood. Though his wife, Jenny, died of childhood obesity"

- Vandal on Morgan Jones (TV Series)

"Morgan and his son are mentioned by Rick when he masturbates with Lori."

- Vandal on Morgan's page again

"Rick and Negan take off their shirts and kiss"

- Vandal on Issue 124

"Chicken nugget"

- Vandal changing Lindsay Abernathy's name

"Yo mama,yo daddy,yo bald-headed granny"

- Vandal on Terminus

"HOW DARE YOU! Andrea carried that show for three seasons. And most importantly.....she was hot."

- Dumbass on Youtube

"FAGGOT"

- A vandal creating a page called Ratatouille

"Swag101: Ratatouille was a beloved rat. All you haters beed to calm your tits. Who's with me?"

- Swag101 (A vandal) adding to the Ratatouille page

"what's being black like ? i been white my hole life, and i'm just sick of it i get sun burns, i have teal eyes"

- Naruto asking Ghost what being black is like (even though he isn't black)

Gallery of Amazeballs
These are my former "fixed position" images (the images that stay in the corners of the page as you scroll through).

To Do List

 * Remove duplicate links from articles.
 * Fix links that take you to redirects.
 * Improve Television Show Timeline.

Fun Facts

 * The founder only ever made two edits. Two. He made the wiki, and left.
 * Me, Masta, and Dom got banned on the Thomas the Tank Engine wiki. #SWAG