I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

aka Tony Stank

  • I live in Dragonstone
  • I was born on April 20
  • My occupation is Professional Weeb
  • I am Korg
  • I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

    I’m not even going to bother coming up with a funny name for this issue, I’m just so done with this series I don’t even care about it anymore. In fact, I wasn’t even going to make this blog because I don’t think even think it’s a series worth reading just for the memes anymore. But something that happened in this issue forced me to, and I’ll get to that later.

    Sigh…

    So the issue picks up immediately where the last one left off, and in classic modern Walking Dead fashion, the conflict established in 177 leads up to absolutely nothing. I want to say nothing yet, but knowing Bobby K and his writing style post-timeskip, this will either be forgotten right after it was brought up, or will lead to an unsatisfying end, so what the fuck. Also, Adlard…

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  • I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

    ahHello ahdoods! It is I, Tombo, back again with another legit blog post! Usually I'd make one of these to review a new issue which has come out, but I will not be reviewing Issue 175, and the reasoning behind that decision is pretty simple. First off, my good friend Wolfie has already made a blog discussing the issue and I would like to not split the discussion into two blogs, secondly, he's already said pretty much all I had to say about the issue in said blog, and thirdly, this issue was so garbage it physically hurt me to read it so I would like to avoid reading it a second time to review it.

    Instead, I would like to waste my time pretending I'm a journalist doing a different kind of discussion, today. I must point out that this blog tu…

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  • I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

    AaAaAaAaAa doods, it's ahme, Tombo, back again with another blog for y'all. Since I didn't have enough spare time to make a blog about Issue 173 (which was garbage btw, unsurprisingly), I figured I should make one for 174 now that I do, in fact, have that spare time. And boy, do we have a stinker with this one


    My friend Big Devin agrees.

    The NEGAN ISSUE starts with the character that was once the best thing about this comic… ranting about the usage of certain words to mean "penis"... to himself. Now, one might say that this is typical Negan behavior and that there's nothing wrong with it. Of course, one would be wrong, and a fucking idiot. This, right here, is the biggest proof that Negan, as a character, has been overused, overexposed and f…


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  • I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

    AhHello ahdoods, it is me your friend Tom Bombadill, the jolly gay fella. I don't feel like doing an intro today so heeeeeeeeere, watch this scene from my favorite crime drama of all time, I think the its tone fits well with the current state of the comics.



    So, I'm not going to lie. I really wanted to just sit my ass in front of my computer and type away angrily at how bad the dialogue was, how retarded the characters have been acting lately but, to be honest, when I read this issue, I wasn't angry like I was with 171, and I wasn't disappointed either because I have zero expectations for this comic nowadays.

    I went into this issue expecting dumb shit, and dumb shit I was given. Honestly, what is there to talk about it? The good writing in th…



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  • I Have No Tommy and I Must Scream

    Oh boy.

    One issue. One simple issue, that's all it took for me to already hate THE PRINCESS and want her to die. That's gotta be a record break of some sorts, I reckon. Not even Alpha and Beta, the two absolutely saddest attempts at making intimidating and spooky antagonists I've ever seen were this quick to anger me in such a personal level. I still hate Alpha and Beta way more than the Princess but at least grew to hate those two over a gradual period of time, the Princess is just an atomic bomb of shit being dropped on a ship that's already sinking in a sea of crap.

    Normally an issue review blog would talk about, you know, the issue? But since Robert Kirkman just LOVES the Princess so much he dedicated an entire issue just to introducing …

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