I quit.
I know everyone already knew this was going to happen, but still. Massive spoilers for Issue 167 and what-not, who even gives a shit anymore.
Robert Cuckman, is this really the best you can do? Is it? Pulling the same old "kill the love interest to """""""""develop""""""""" a character" for the, what? Third time, counting only Rick?
THIS. IS NOT. HOW YOU DEVELOP A CHARACTER.
Fuck your stupid tryhard edgy villains. Fuck your promises of development for characters that have been around for literally decades only to kill them off. Fuck your forced new characters that you want us to like so bad, yet you do nothing with. Fuck your giant efforts to turn one of the only characters you still have that are actually good into a generic Rick dicksucker.
Fuck Carl and his bullshit love story no one gives two shits about. Fuck Michonne and her blandness, why is this woman still alive she has done literally nothing other than KILL ZOMBOS and fuck older men ever since the prison (AGAIN, KILLING OFF A LOVE INTEREST DOES NOT EQUAL DEVELOPMENT). Fuck Jesus and his little to no importance on the plot (if he actually gets together with Aaron I will shit a poophut and EAT IT). Fuck Magna and her group, who were hyped up to be the shit and barely even show up now. Fuck Sherry, the Saviors and that stupid as shit plot that was pulled out of the authors ass (Why is Sherry a villain? Why is she suddenly okay with killing her own husband? When was that ever foreshadowed? Everything we saw of her and Dwight pointed towards a happy marriage) And specially...
FUCK RICK
Fuck this my dude. He thinks he's smart but he's a fucking retard. He's going through the exact same arc for the third time, yet he has learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. He's the exact same bland, generic, post-apocalypse protagonist who's just TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING BOOHOO
Andrea is fucking lucky. She barely appeared after this god awful timeskip, she did basically nothing and now she's fucking dead. She's safe from being butchered. Forget about complaining AMC are ruining characters, Kirkman is doing a damn fine job of doing that on his own.
Eugene and Negan are literally the only interesting characters still alive. Maggie, just like Andrea, does fuck all now. Dwight was turned into a generic, by-the-numbers right-hand man. And everyone else in the book either sucks or is basically a background character at this point (remember when Aaron and Heath used to do shit?). And guess what? Negan is on the path of being ruined as well, the way Kirkman seems to imply he legitimately wants to be friends with Rick, the man who, by all accounts, took everything away from him and ruined his life by throwing him on a jail cell for two years (playing the devil's advocate, I know, just trying to see things from his perspective) -- FOR NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER.
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